Archive for April, 2010

Timeline of Modern Dance in the 20th Century

Alvin Ailey

At the turn of the century, the public looked upon dance as a diversion, not a form of artistic expression. The pioneers of modern dance, often performing in vaudeville theaters, chose classical or exotic subjects. After World War I, successors would drop gods, lyricism, and color for strong, percussive dancing and psychological and political subjects. By the 1950s, mood and relationships were presented with few historical references and in a less literal manner. The next generation mistrusted theater and favored minimalist effects. Our century winds down with a generation that favors abstract as well as timely subjects and dances them in an unconventional, frankly theatrical way to a wide variety of music.

Loïe Fuller (1862-1928). An American actress with no dance training, she became a wizard of creating magical illusions of natural forms with lighting and drapery. Idolized in France, she made Paris her permanent home.

Isadora Duncan (1878-1927) was a revolutionary who danced solos to classical music and whose private life defied political and sexual norms. Fervently believing that dance could enhance the spiritual health of society, she became a legend through her interpretive artistry and personal example.

Ruth St. Denis (1880-1968). After an international career performing lyrical interpretations of Asian myths, she returned to the U.S. and formed the Denishawn Company (1915) with her pupil and husband, Ted Shawn. The dominant serious dance company of the 1920s, Denishawn was the training ground for Graham, Humphrey, and Weidman, among others.

Mary Wigman (1886-1973). A peerless solo artist who became the most important figure in German expressionist dance. Influenced by the movement theories of Rudolf Laban, she drew on primitive mythical subjects that emphasized a bond with nature while developing a style that evolved from muscular tension and release.

Ted Shawn (1891-1972) parted artistic company with St. Denis in 1933 – they never were officially divorced – to form Ted Shawn and His Men Dancers, the first all-male troupe in the U.S. He disbanded it in 1940 to start Jacob’s Pillow Dance Festival.

Hanya Holm (1893-1992). A student of Wigman, she established a school here in 1931 and introduced the German Expressionist use of space as a sculptural entity to U.S. modern dance.

Martha Graham (1894-1991). After a late start at age twenty-two as a Denishawn student, this intensely passionate artist developed a contraction-and-release technique based on breathign that became the most widely taught of modern styles in the U.S. Developing a company as she built a repertory, Graham explored Greek myths, the Bible, the American frontier, and the human heart while struggling against our Puritan heritage. Among the choreographers she nurtured were Hawkins, Cunningham, Taylor, and Sokolow, as well as May O’Donnell and John Butler.

Charles Weidman (1901-75) and Doris Humphrey (1895-1958) in their Humphrey-Weidman Company (1928-45) developed a movement vocabulary based on fall and recovery. His wit meshed comfortably with her idealistic humanism that stretched the body to its physical limits.

Helen Tamiris (1905-66) danced with the Metropolitan Opera Ballet before beginning her solo career and choreographing for Broadway musicals, the concert stage – she was the first to use spirituals for concert dance – and the company she formed with her husband, Daniel Nagrin (b. 1917).

José Limón (1908-72). Born in Mexico and brought up in the U.S., he joined the Humphrey-Weidman company (1930-40) and organized his own troupe after World War II. A hero betrayed is a motif in his work.

Erick Hawkins (1909-94) combined nature mysticism and classic folk tales in a style that substituted smoothly muscled flow for the angular tension he learned as the first male in the Graham company.

Anna Sokolow (b. 1910). Urban isolation, set to the cadences of jazz, and the lone individual, coping with the buffeting of daily life, are at the core of her works, grimly attuned to social and political reality.

Alwin Nikolais (1910-93). His dances emerge in a wonderland of visual effects and structured costumes that recall the pioneering days of Fuller. Divorced from the stress and strain of emotion, a Nikolais dance explores a world of motion in which man is a cog, not the whole wheel of life.

Katherine Dunham (b. 1912) pursued her artistic vision in popular theater and movies. A serious student of Afro-Caribbean folk culture, Dunham prepared evening-length productions of sensuously costumed dance.

Bella Lewitzky (b. 1916) shared the eclectic artistic sensibility of her mentor, Lester Horton (1906-53). In 1946 she established Dance Theater in Los Angeles, the first U.S. performing space devoted exclusively to dance.

Merce Cunningham (b. 1919). He explored and conquered an unknown world when he removed the cause-and-effect relationship between music and dance. Cherishing independence, he gave similar freedom to the artists who were his collaborators; they repaid him with stunning lighting, settings, and costumes.

Paul Taylor (b. 1930). Determined to explore human experience, he has created an outstanding repertory of antic wit and hard reality. Taylor scrutinizes the epic and the everyday with tough innocence and athletic vigor.

Alvin Ailey (1931-89) explored the black experience in America more widely than any other choreographer. Hope, despair, success, faith, and joy – all have found expression in his work. He drew inspiration from the deep belief of spirituals and from the elegant sophistication of Ellington.

Yvonne Rainer (b. 1934) studied composition under Robert Dunn and, with Steve Paxton (b. 1939), turned Judson Memorial Church into a space for a generation of minimalist choreographers.

Trisha Brown (b. 1936). Her dancers once walked around on walls in harnesses, and her recent work in more conventional settings remains muscular and distinctive.

Pina Bausch (b. 1940) is the leading force in Tanztheater, contemporary Germany’s successor to 1920s Expressionism. Sexual alienation is her main subject, and she spurns formal schooling for dialogue, gymnastics, and gesture amid such settings as pools, hillocks, and collapsing walls.

Twyla Tharp (b. 1941). Her mathematically musical mind and sympathy for popular culture have created a quick, bold, slithery, and densely packed style of movement that she applies to a wide range of classical and pop music.

Mark Morris (b. 1956). A remarkably gifted performer, he has brought his economical sense of gesture to some 100 dances created over two decades to a wide variety of music. Folk dance and homages to modern styles are undercurrents in his work.

Bill T. Jones (b. 1952) and Arnie Zane (1948-88) established their company without undergoing apprenticeship in another troupe to choreograph an eclectic body of work dealing with such topics as sex and racism, a tradition that Jones has continued after Zane’s death.

John Jasperse (b. 1963) may embody the trend of modern dance in this century: He first studied at Sarah Lawrence, and attracted attention in Europe before forming his own company. He combines a sense of social and personal crisis with wit, wisdom, and physical frankness.

Pilobolus. Four Dartmouth students – Moses Pendleton, Jonathan Walken, Robby Barnett, and Lee Harris – founded this choreographic collective in 1971. Initially, they created startling sculptural shapes that unfolded with biological linkage. The addition of Alison Chase and Martha Clarke in 1973 allowed them to set their gymnastic aplomb to exploring sexual interaction.

© Dance Magazine, Inc. 1999. Text by Dan McDonagh.

Timeline of American Ballet in the 20th Century

Maria Tallchief

By 1900 the classic ballet of Marius Petipa was in crisis. Soon a movement for choreographic reform was underway in Russia. It was led by Michel Fokine, first choreographer for Diaghilev’s Ballets Russes, and continued by Vaslav Nijinsky and others. In America it was promoted by the many Russians who toured and settled here after the 1917 revolution. By 1940, when Ballet Theatre gave its first performances, a pool of native talent existed, along with the beginnings of an American repertory. With the founding of George Balanchine’s New York City Ballet in 1948, modernism and neoclassicism became the defining traits of American ballet at midcentury. During the ‘ballet boom’ of teh 1960s and 1970s, the art flourished. Soviet defectors became instant superstars; there were glamorous partnerships and – for the first time – federal dollars. The number of companies grew exponentially, and New York City became a mecca for troupes from abroad. Postmodern choreographers shook up the repertory; revivals augmented it. Meanwhile, increasing numbers of Americans found work abroad. Today, as newcomers from Russia and the Spanish-speaking world thrill American audiences, a new generation of artistic directors stands at the helm, guiding their companies into the new millennium.

Diaghilev’s Ballets Russes holds its first Paris season at the Théâtre du Châtelet in 1909.

Vaslav Nijinsky (1889-1950) shocks Paris in 1912 with his innovative and explicit L’Après-Midi d’un Faune for Diaghilev’s Ballets Russes. He becomes the most famous male dancer in the world and an icon for generations to come.

Anna Pavlova (1881-1931) unveils California Poppy in San Francisco in 1915 and becomes the embodiment of ballet in America.

Dance Magazine is founded in 1927. It becomes the most influential publication in the field, and by century’s end, the oldest arts magazine in America.

Dorothy Alexander (1904-86) in 1929 forms the concert group that becomes Atlanta Ballet.

George Balanchine (1904-83) arrives in New York City in 1933 at the invitation of Lincoln Kirstein (1907-96); next year he choreographs Serenade, his first U.S. ballet.

Adolph Bolm (1884-1951), a partner of Pavlova and choreographer of Krazy Kat (1922), forms San Francisco Opera Ballet in 1933. William Christensen joins company as ballet master in 1938 and produces first U.S. versions of Coppélia, Nutcracker and Swan Lake. Brothers Lew (1909-84) and Harold (1904-89) later join him to direct, respectively, the company and the school.

Philadelphia Ballet premieres Sleeping Beauty in 1937, choreographed by company founder Catherine Littlefield (1905-51).

Eugene Loring (1914-82) choreographs and stars in Billy the Kid for Lincoln Kirstein’s Ballet Caravan (1938), the first work on an American theme to remain in the repertory of many ballet companies.

Ballets Russes spin-offs after Diaghilev’s death in 1929 included the popular Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo. Its American tours from 1938 to 1961 create a national audience for dance with such stars as Alexandra Danilova (1903-97) and Frederic Franklin (1914-).

Ruth Page (1900-91) choreographs Frankie and Johnny with Bentley Stone (1908-84) in 1938 for the Page-Stone Ballet Company; her many tours with her various companies, including Chicago Opera Ballet (1955), make her a vital force in American dance.

Ballet (later American Ballet) Theatre gives its first season in 1940 with Patricia Bowman as ballerina.

In 1942 Ballet Theatre premieres Pillar of Fire by Antony Tudor (1908-87) starring Nora Kaye (1920-87); his repertory becomes a cornerstone of the company.

In 1942 Agnes de Mille (1909-93) creates Rodeo for Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo, dancing the Cowgirl; next year she choreographs Broadway’s first ‘dream ballet’ for Oklahoma!

In 1944, Jerome Robbins (1918-98) begins his dual career as a successful choreographer for ballet and Boradway with Fancy Free for Ballet Theatre; a musical adaptation, On the Town, follows within months.

Balanchine and Kirstein found New York City Ballet in 1948 with Manhattan’s City Center as home base. In 1949, Maria Tallchief (1925-) stars in Firebird, the work that gains her international stardom and gives NYCB its first box-office hit.

Margot Fonteyn (1919-91) dances Aurora in Sadler’s Wells (later Royal) Ballet’s Sleeping Beauty when the U.S. impresario Sol Hurok imports the London company for a triumphant debut in New York City in 1949.

In 1954, Robert Joffrey (1930-88) starts Robert Joffrey Theatre Ballet; by 1956 the company was touring the U.S. in a station wagon.

Jacob’s Pillow introduces the U.S. to the Bournonville style in 1955 by presenting a touring troupe drawn from the Royal Danish Ballet.

The Ford Foundation establishes a national ballet scholarship program in 1959; controversial grants to ballet companies in the mid-1960s draw protest from modern dance advocates.

Maya Plisetskaya (1925-) and Galina Ulanova (1910-88) are among the stars of the Bolshoi Ballet when Hurok presents the Moscow company in its first U.S. season in 1959. Two years later he brings over the Kirov Ballet.

Defections of great Soviet dancers invigorate Western classical ballet: Rudolph Nureyev (1938-95), who defects in 1961; Natalia Makarova (1940-), in 1971; and Mikhail Baryshnikov (1948-), in 1974. All were members of the Kirov Ballet.

The National Association for Regional Ballet is chartered in 1964, giving rise to one of the most important movements in American dance.

National Endowment for the Arts is established in 1965 and begins providing vital assistance to American dance.

Joffrey Ballet becomes a City Centrer resident company in 1966 and begins reviving 20th-century classics by Massine, Jooss, Fokine, and Ashton.

Former NYCB star Arthur Mitchell (1934-), first African-American to become a principal dancer with a major U.S. company, founds Dance Theatre of Harlem in 1969 with Karel Shook (1920-85) to create greater opportunities for blacks in ballet.

From the 1960s to the 1980s, legendary partnerships are formed. Among the more famous are: Carla Fracci (1936-) and Erik Bruhn (1928-86) at the American Ballet Theatre; Fonteyn and Nureyev at the Royal Ballet; Peter Martins (1946-) and Suzanne Farrell (1945-) at the New York City Ballet; and Cynthia Gregory (1946-) and Fernando Bujones (1955-2005) at the ABT.

Twyla Tharp (1941-) begins choreographing for ballet companies in 1973, when she makes Deuce Coupe for the Joffrey; her crossover work for ABT begins with Push Comes.

Public Broadcasting System airs its first Dance in America program in 1976, vastly increasing dance audiences.

Balanchine dies in 1983; the Balanchine trust, organized and directed by Barbara Horgan, becomes the major model for preserving a master’s work.

First ‘Dancing for Life’ benefit raises money to fight AIDS in 1987.

Soviet Union collapses in 1991 and a flood of Russian-trained dancers moves to the U.S., greatly affecting professional regional dance.

Julio Bocca’s (1967-) impassioned cavaliers for ABT during the 1990s put Argentina on the U.S. dance map.

Carlos Acosta (1973-) embodies the virtuosity of today’s growing contingent of Latin male dancers with international careers.

Nina Ananiashvili (1963-) exemplifies the new international Russian ballerina who commutes between Moscow, London, Houston, and New York City.

Prominent among the American dancers and choreographers who first became famous abroad are Glen Tetley (1926-2007); John Neumeier (1942-), artistic director of Hamburg Ballet; Richard Cragun, who formed a distinguished partnership with Marcia Haydée at Stuttgart Ballet; and former Joffrey dancer William Forsythe (1949), now artistic director of Frankfurt Ballet, whose works are in the repertories of companies worldwide.

Text by Lynn Garafola and Dance Magazine staff.

Savoir Vivre

Let me make my position clear: I love unconventionality, but I believe that everything has a right way of being done. I always try not to confuse sass with rudeness. Justified disobedience is one thing, anarchy is another. That’s why I’m suggesting a few basic rules of attitude. Take them or leave them.

1. Mobile phones at the movies are switched off before we enter the theatre and switched back on after we come out of it. Naturally, they will never do either by themselves, so we are called on to press the corresponding key.

2. If we’re bored at a performance, we don’t start chit-chatting next to those who paid to (try to) enjoy it. We just stand up and take our leave.

3. Specifically, at a concert, we don’t need to show off how well we know all the songs’ words by braying into our neighbours’ ears.

4. As those of us who have waited tables know, a generous tip for good service is a must.

5. We never send chain e-mails to our friends. Really, no curse will fall on our heads, apart from those of said friends. Not to mention we risk ending up without any of them left.

6. When someone sends an e-mail asking something that we may consider silly but that they might feel is very important, we answer, no matter how busy we may be. Briefly, so be it. Don’t ignore them, because we might find ourselves in the same position sometime.

7. Shower before going out. Nobody deserves to put up with our old-sweaty armpits and greasy hair.

8. It’s fine to get carried away by the music when clubbing. But cases of delirium where flapping arms knock other people’s glasses off or stomping feet bring out cries of pain from those next to us had better be avoided.

9. Salespeople are not our staff, so don’t treat them as if they were. Now, if the saleslady dealing with us is staring, disbelieving that we can fit in the size we always wear… time to move on. Hasn’t she ever put on a couple of pounds by the winter chocolate method?

10. Because we want to be remembered as being good in bed, we don’t forget to thank whoever has sweated with us between the sheets.

11. It is not too much trouble at all, before letting a door close by itself, to check if there’s someone coming up right behind us.

12. In a chatroom, when new people join in, we’d better greet them and make them feel at home. That way, the room will grow and – who knows? – we might even face off with #hellas one night.

13. We don’t just abandon a chat. The partner who tried to make us feel better with silly jokes deserves at least a good-night.

14. Do we download music from the net, legally or not? Fine, but yoinking songs and leaving nothing in our folders (for fellow pirates) is not to be tolerated. How will the wheels be oiled?

15. When we borrow library books, we don’t underline the bits we like best.

16. Motorbike coming up from the right? Probably trying to overtake. Let it.

17. On the other hand, bikers should show a triple measure of care and respect towards other vehicles. Zigzagging between them is so annoying (and above all, so dangerous)…

18. Written speech is different from oral speech, so it’s good to use icons in net conversations, so that others can know when we’re joking and when we’re serious. Generally, poor vocabulary is a sad thing.

19. Typing in ALL CAPS on newsgroups and chats means shouting. If we want to be branded yellers, go on.

20. When we enter a chatroom, we don’t dive in immediately. Wait a bit, see what is being talked about, and then, if we have something to say, we can join in the discussion.

21. Pavements always range from small to nonexistent. So, if we need to pause, we’d better think of other pedestrians and move to the right, giving them way to pass.

22. On an escalator, we always stand on the right side. Get it, already!

23. In a discussion, we are always to let our partner finish before starting ourselves, no matter how right we think we are. Otherwise, we can always soliloquise to ourselves in the mirror, and have said self always agree with whatever we say…

24. The elderly, pregnant women, families with babies, and people with special needs get priority. Every time and everywhere.

25. When we’re offered a leaflet in the street, we always take it. Whoever is handing them out is simply doing their job.

26. If the leaflet doesn’t interest us – as is most probable – we throw it (in a bin) out of the distributor’s line of sight.

27. We don’t inflict our superiority complex on people whose professional situation is beneath our own. If we have anger issues, there’s always the gym to blow off steam.

28. No need to say anything about pedestrian passages, is there? The word says it all: they are for people on foot, not on two wheels.

29. Queuing (whenever necessary) is what distinguishes people from herds of cattle.

30. Everyone’s vocabulary should be rich enough to include two words that can make everyday life better. One is ‘please’ and the other ‘thanks’.

31. Chewing with open mouth is an identifying feature of cattle, not humans.

32. When someone is reading, working, talking, thinking… they don’t need to be interrupted to be told what we did on Saturday evening.

33. Dear parents, if a child is noisy in a cafe, restaurant, or wherever else there are people gathered, they need to be made to stop. ‘Kids just play’ applies as an excuse only in playgrounds, which exist for that reason, after all.

34. We’re not stupid when we ask for something we didn’t understand to be repeated. We are stupid when we pretend we understand, and don’t get to clear the issue in the end.

35. We don’t sell bravado in order to be served first at the bar. And we leave the restroom as clean as we wished they were on entering.

36. It goes without saying that we don’t even try to move around a crowded space holding a drink or a lit cigarette. Generally, smokers need to be extra careful in crowded places.

37. Sexual innuendo and dirty comments can turn one on, but only when offered by the right person at the right moment.

38. According to the traffic code, we go fast on the fast lane. The sleepy, the tipsy, the dopey, and the over-80s, please stay on the slow lane.

39. After a one-night stand, we don’t exchange phone numbers. The haze must remain.

40. Those who mistreat animals are sick. Period.

41. On hot nights, naturally, the balcony is more pleasant than the living room or bedroom. However, TV sets on the ghetto blaster had better remain indoors. Better switch on the radio and have a quiet chat.

42. Is there some plant that grows in the middle of the street tarmac and grows feeding on the ash of cigarettes thrown out car windows? No? Pity… Those ashes would be better off in the designated holders, which, for some unknown reason, all cars are fitted with.

Thanks to FREE magazine for the ‘tude.

You Keep Using That Word…

...I do not think it means what you think it means.

Idioms and expressions do not mean what they literally say. Their meaning is often quite different from the word-for-word translation. They may not even make sense grammatically. There is culture and history behind idioms and expressions. Enjoy reading the origins and meaning of this sample of common idioms, words and expressions!

Deadline
It is used in the world of journalism, representing the time limit for submitting copy to the printer to be typeset. The early origins of this usage are less certain. American usage includes a boundary around a prison where a person may cross only at the risk of being shot.

Excuse my French
‘Please forgive my swearing.’ A coy phrase used when someone who has used a swearword attempts to pass it off as French. The coyness comes from the fact that both the speaker and listener are well aware the swearword is indeed English.

Honeymoon
Some speculate this comes from the Babylonian practice of a new father-in-law giving honey beer to his new son-in-law for the first month of their marriage. But ‘honey’ more likely refers to the sweetness of a new marriage, and the ‘moon’ is a bitter acknowledgment that this sweetness will quickly fade like a full moon.

Know which way the wind blows
To understand what is happening in changing circumstances. Possibly it originates from the hunting tradition, where keeping downwind of the quarry is important.

Murphy’s law
Generally meaning, ‘If anything can go wrong, it will.’ It was coined in the late 1940s and refers to Captain Ed Murphy, a development engineer assigned to research on the rocket sleds.

Off the record
Something that is unofficial and not supposed to be made public. The idiom originated in the courtrooms. Judges often tell court recorders to record only admissible facts etc. Anything that is off the record is thus not for publication.

One for the road
It means one last drink before leaving. It is thought to have originated from the practice of offering condemned felons a final drink at pubs on the way to the Tyburn Tree, which was the place of public execution in London.

Pull the plug
To stop something. Used firstly in the context of switching off electrical supply to the life support devices that keep coma patients alive.

Rise and shine
Get out of bed. It was adopted by sergeants in the British army when waking up soldiers. Soldiers were expected to shine their boots every morning.

Sabotage
The word was recorded in the early years of the Industrial revolution in England, when powered looms could be damaged by angry or disgruntled workers throwing their wooden shoes (known in French as sabots) into the machinery.

Saved by the bell
It is actually boxing slang, dating from the 1930s. A contestant being counted out might be saved by the ringing of the bell for the end of the round, giving him a minute to recover.

Scapegoat
A scapegoat is someone selected to bear blame for a calamity. In Christian theology, the story of the scapegoat in Leviticus symbolises the self-sacrifice of Jesus, who takes the sins of humanity on his own head, having been driven into the ‘wilderness’ outside the city by order of the high priests.

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Many school teachers agree with that. Here are a few examples:

  • The future of ‘I give’ is ‘I take’.
  • The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
  • A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
  • A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
  • The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
  • A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
  • Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
  • The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
  • The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
  • The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
  • Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
  • The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
  • Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
  • The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
  • In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
  • Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
  • A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.
  • Interview Don’ts

    A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations asking for stories of unusual behaviour by job applicants revealed the following low-lights:

    ‘She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time.’

    ‘A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece.’

    ‘He asked to see interviewer’s resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.’

    ‘She announced she hadn’t had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer’s office – wiping the ketchup on her sleeve.’

    ‘Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.’

    ‘Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.’

    ‘When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.’

    ‘He pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.’

    ‘Said he wasn’t interested because the position paid too much.’

    ‘While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centrefold.’

    ‘During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate’s briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologised and said he had to leave for another interview.’

    ‘A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: “Which company? When do I start? What’s the salary?” I said, “I assume you’re not interested in conducting the interview any further.” He promptly responded, “I am, as long as you’ll pay me more.” I didn’t hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.’

    ‘His briefcase opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies’ undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.’

    ‘Candidate said he really didn’t want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one.’

    ‘He asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.’

    ‘Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that, if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.’

    Still More Random Music Lists

    6 artists we love to hate
    1. Green Day
    2. Europe
    3. Spin Doctors
    4. Michael Jackson
    5. Bee Gees
    6. Foreigner

    5 non-Anglo-Saxon bands better than most Anglo-Saxon ones
    1. Can
    2. Sepultura
    3. Neu!
    4. Mano Negra
    5. Front 242

    8 artists who died of an overdose
    1. John Bonham
    2. Tim Buckley
    3. Nick Drake
    4. Tim Hardin
    5. Janis Joplin
    6. Keith Moon
    7. Gram Parsons
    8. Sid Vicious

    6 directors who started with music videos
    1. David Fincher (Se7en) directed ‘Vogue’ (Madonna)
    2. Jonathan Glazer (Sexy Beast) directed ‘Karma Police’ (Radiohead)
    3. Russell Mulcahy (Highlander) directed ‘Wild Boys’ (Duran Duran)
    4. Brett Ratner (Rush Hour) directed ‘Triumph’ (Wu-Tang Clan)
    5. McG (Charlie’s Angels) directed ‘Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)’ (Offspring)
    6. F. Gary Gray (The Negotiator) directed ‘Waterfalls’ (TLC)

    7 famous dashes…
    1. The B-52′s
    2. Ice-T
    3. Fun-Da-Mental
    4. The Go-Go’s
    5. T-Bone Walker
    6. Trans-Global Underground
    7. The Go-Betweens

    …and 1 slash
    1. AC/DC

    11 unanswered questions
    1. What’s The Frequency Kenneth? (REM)
    2. What Difference Does It Make? (The Smiths)
    3. What Have I Done To Deserve This? (Pet Shop Boys)
    4. Who’s That Girl? (Madonna)
    5. Are You Gonna Go My Way? (Lenny Kravitz)
    6. Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (The Clash)
    7. What’s Going On? (Marvin Gaye)
    8. Could You Be Loved? (Bob Marley)
    9. Whatever Happened To My Rock’n'Roll? (Black Rebel Motorcycle Club)
    10. Can I Kick It? (A Tribe Called Quest)
    11. Are You Experienced? (Jimi Hendrix Experience)

    3 bands who didn’t want to reveal much about themselves
    1. The Band
    2. The Who
    3. Yes

    7 famous McSomethings
    1. Paul McCartney
    2. Ian MacKay (Fugazi)
    3. Kirsty MacColl
    4. Shane McGowan (The Pogues)
    5. Ian McCullough (Echo & The Bunnymen)
    6. Scott McCloud (Girls Against Boys)
    7. Roger McGuinn

    7 weird support act/headliner combos
    1. Jimi Hendrix/The Monkees (1967)
    2. Roxy Music/Jethro Tull (1972)
    3. Lynyrd Skynyrd/New York Dolls (1973)
    4. Hall & Oates/Lou Reed (1974)
    5. U2/J. Geils Band (1982)
    6. Nirvana/Sonic Youth (1991)
    7. Bad Religion/Deep Purple (1996)

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